I have to say, I used to not like you. You smell, you burn my nose and throat when I use you and you're just a lot to handle.
Up until Sunday night, I didn't love you. Now, I do.
You see, I have tile in my shower. I'm not used to tile, so I didn't know how to really clean the grout and get all the black moldy looking stuff out. Yeah, that's a lot to admit, it wasn't horribly gross, but it bugged me. But then, I put you into a spray bottle and you changed my life. I sprayed you in my tile shower after I showered and let you go to work. The result you ask? The next morning I looked in the shower and it was all clean and wonderful. All black stuff gone and you looked great. And no back breaking work.
Now, you do still burn my eyes and nose and you smell and I need to use you when I won't be back in my room, but you do a wonderful job.
So here's to you bleach! You do a great job. Thanks for you hard work, so I don't have to.